Retablos - pictures as a gift to the saints. They are painted in gratitude for some wonderful event, deliverance from danger or illness.
A strong wind tore my son Miguelito out of my arms. He himself is small and light, and he was lifted into the air. But thanks to the Most Holy Virgin of Zapopan, we caught him.
For the girls from the school of St. Martin chased the dog and bit them. Their mothers thank the Virgin Zapopanskaya for the fact that the dog was able to catch and after a while the examination showed that she is not mad.
My chickens carried large and tasty eggs, but even so, my farm experienced a lot of competition. I prayed for help from the Most Holy Virgin of Guadalupe, and then one of my chickens laid a huge egg, which I had never seen in my life. This glorified my farm. Now people come from everywhere to look at the egg and buy my products.
Parents ousted Roberto Carrascu from the house. He had no job. He prayed to St. Pancras, and got a job as a stripper. So now he can continue to learn, for which he thanks for this retable.
The Ramirez Lopez family thanks Saint Jerome for the fact that their uncle was alive, although he scared everyone when he woke up and rose from the grave.
My son David became a good-for-nothing hippie. He smoked his stinky cigarettes all day. I suspect it was marijuana. I prayed to the Virgin of Zapopan so that she would make him aware. Thanks to her, he was given a scholarship to study in the capital. Now he is a decent man.
They told me that since I was very fat, I was an old maid. It saddened me, and I asked St. Anthony to send me a lover who would love me for who I am. He fulfilled my request, and now my Pepe brightens my life. He asked for my hand, singing a serenade, which aroused the envy of all my friends. They taught me, and as a result I first got married.
I thank the Most Holy Virgin of Light, because even though I trade in my body, thanks to this, I am fine. Although I know this is not good.
I thank the Lord of Souls for driving a terrible beast from our lands. He killed our flocks and even Christians. In gratitude I dedicate this retable.
Juan Carlos Reynoso was very afraid of heights. To overcome fear, he went in for parachuting. With this retablo, he thanks the Lord Merciful for having dealt with this problem.
I dedicate this retablo to Saint Francis of Paola, because in the evening of my debut at the Savoy Theater I was greatly alarmed that no one was in the hall.However, it turned out that a very famous producer named Andreas M * ata bought all the places for my performance and I had to speak only in front of him. Don Andreas promised me that I would become a star and that I would enjoy tremendous success.